N.C. Church Plans Bible Burning

Posted in Stupidity with tags on May 3, 2010 by admin

Stupid, stupid, stupid…

An Hero

Posted in Fucking Awesome, Humor, Stupidity with tags , , , , , on November 22, 2009 by admin

I’ll add more later on. But enjoy these demotivational posters!

Nichols Hills doctor said ‘he’s got the devil in him’ during fatal assault on son, police report

Posted in Religion, Stupidity, Terrible News with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 19, 2009 by admin

This is just horrible, horrible news. What loving father would do such a thing to his own son? Religious fanaticism is the most dangerous vice in our society.

(Source: NewsOK.com)

NICHOLS HILLS – The doctor accused of fatally stabbing his son Monday repeatedly said his son had “the devil in him,” police reported today in a court arrest affidavit.

Stephen P. Wolf, 51, tried to stab his son again even after a police officer broke up the assault in the kitchen of the home at 1715 Elmhurst Ave., according to the arrest affidavit.

Wolf is in the Oklahoma County jail. His son, Tommy, was 9.

The doctor has a history of mental issues that included hospital stays for depression. He saw a psychotherapist in the 1980s while in medical school and was under the care of a psychiatrist in 1996, his medical records show.

A neighbor, Douglas Woodson, told police the doctor “was under review at his hospital for anger issues,” police reported in the affidavit. The neighbor also told police the doctor “was supposed to go to a rehab facility for the anger plus drug and alcohol abuse.”

A police officer was sent to the house at 3:52 a.m. Monday after a neighbor called 911.

The police officer then went to the doctor’s house after hearing screaming. The doctor’s wife, Mary Wolf, told the officer, “He’s killing my son. He’s killing my son,” according to the affidavit.

The officer found the blood-covered doctor in the kitchen on his knees “wrestling with something up against a cabinet door and a dishwasher,” according to the affidavit. The officer later determined Wolf had been over his son.

The officer “ordered Mr. Wolf at gun point to stop and put his hands up,” police reported. “At that time, Mr. Wolf raised his hands to about head level and looked back at Officer Michael Puckett and said, ‘He’s got the devil in him and you know it’ several times.”

The victim had a knife lodged in the upper section of his head and a knife stuck in the right part of the chest, police reported.

The police officer ordered the doctor to get on his stomach and the doctor said again several times, “You know he’s got the devil in him,” according to the affidavit.

The victim then began to convulse and “Mr. Wolf leapt up off the floor and said, ‘He’s not dead’ and tried to grab a knife from the body to continue the assault,” police reported.

The officer pulled the doctor away and a knife fell from the doctor’s hand, police reported. The doctor twice more tried to reach for the knife, forcing the officer to hit the doctor until the officer could toss the knife away, police reported.

The doctor was handcuffed when another officer arrived.

Overdue library books returned half century later

Posted in Fucking Awesome, Random Shit with tags , , on November 15, 2009 by admin

(Source: Yahoo! News)

PHOENIX – A high school librarian in Phoenix says a former student at the school returned two overdue books checked out 51 years ago along with a $1,000 money order to cover the fines.

Camelback High School librarian Georgette Bordine says the two Audubon Society books checked out in 1959 and the money order were sent by someone who wanted to remain anonymous.

Bordine says the letter explained that the borrower’s family moved to another state and the books were mistakenly packed.

The letter said the money order was to cover fines of 2 cents per day for each book. That would total about $745. The letter says the extra money was added in case the rates had changed.

Bordine says the money will buy more books, and the overdue books will be returned to the shelves.

Love Thy Neighbor

Posted in Humor, Random Shit, Religion with tags , , on November 14, 2009 by admin

Love Thy Neighbor

I’m a Hot Spot

Posted in Random Shit with tags , , , on November 14, 2009 by admin

Hot Spot

Man calls 911 for sex

Posted in Humor, Random Shit, Stupidity with tags , , on November 14, 2009 by admin

Golly, when you’re desperate but without a single minute left in your cell phone, why not just call 911 and flirt with a female dispatcher, like this INTELLIGENT man did!

(Source: ABC2News.com)

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes.

Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house.

Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times. He was arrested about 15 minutes later at his home late Wednesday and charged with making a false 911 call.

Basso reportedly told officers that he didn’t think he would get in trouble for calling 911.

Tampa jail records show Basso is being held without bond but don’t indicate whether he has an attorney.

He is listed as unemployed with arrests for theft and other crimes dating back to 2001.

Next time, you should just use a house phone, assuming someone else living with you is paying the bills, since, you know, you’re unemployed and shit like that.

Miley Cyrus likes Iron Maiden…

Posted in IRL, Stupidity with tags , , , , , , on November 14, 2009 by admin

What’s wrong with this world? Seriously, man. It’s a FUCKING stupid spoiled brat wearing a t-shirt of one of the most spectacular heavy metal bands of ALL time.

Miley Cyrus likes Iron Maiden
Maybe Iron Maiden should’ve stayed underground for a little longer, just like every other NWOBHM band that tried to make it at some point in their careers, but fucked it all up due to management issues, or even lack of motivation!

Heavy metal monk retires

Posted in Heavy Metal, Music, Religion with tags , , , on November 13, 2009 by admin

Oh man, I cracked up so hard when I first saw this. And you know what? I may post up some videos of them (Brother Metal) performing if I ever get to finding some.

(Source: Yahoo! News)

MILAN (Reuters) – Italy’s “Brother Metal,” a 63-year-old monk who became famous for singing in a heavy metal band — habit and all — is hanging up his microphone, saying the devil made him too much of a celebrity for his own good.

The white-bearded Cesare Bonizzi, a Capuchin who recorded CDs for a punk label and was the lead singer for the band Fratello Metallo (Metal Brother), said the devil was up to his usual mischief.

“The devil has separated me from my managers, risked making me break up with my band colleagues and also risked making me break up with my fellow monks. He lifted me up to the point where I become a celebrity and now I want to kill him,” the monk said in his farewell video.

The video shows one of the monk’s band members shaving off Bonizzi’s long mane of white hair as a sign of his turning a new leaf on life.

For years Bonizzi performed at concerts wearing his traditional Franciscan brown robe, sandals and white rope around his waist.

His second heavy metal CD was called “Mysteries,” and was inspired by a group of southern Italian women who sang about the Virgin Mary.

Bonizzi, who fell in love with heavy metal when he attended a Metallica concert some 15 years ago, says fame had put him on the wrong path. But he still thinks heavy metal can be a means to spread the gospel message of peace and love.

“I think that metal is the strength of music itself. Metal is a brother,” he said in the video.

(Reporting by Antonio Denti; writing by Philip Pullella)

Teacher fired over Facebook photos

Posted in Rants, Stupidity with tags , , , , on November 12, 2009 by admin

(Source: ABC2News.com)

Barrow County, GA–  A Georgia teacher is suing her former school district because she was fired for her facebook page.

Ashley Payne says in August she was called into the principal’s office and forced to step down because of photos showing her holding beer mugs and glasses of wine.  The pictures were from her Europe vacation.

Payne says none of the material was inappropriate.  She also says she keeps her Facebook page private and doesn’t allow students as friends.

A parent complained to the school after seeing a picture of Payne holding a drink in her hand.

Now Payne is suing to get her job back.  Barrow county school officials would not comment.

According to Payne’s lawyers, several other teachers at the school were featured in the same photos, but Payne was the only one forced to quit.

Just because someone’s having a good time, after all those months teaching her class and doing other school-related work nonstop doesn’t mean that she shouldn’t have the right to have her own fun. Plus, she’s over 21, but oh, parents didn’t like seeing her holding a glass of beer in her hand? Big fucking deal.

Why should we kill a bunch of trees just to print out hundreds to perhaps even THOUSANDS of court documents, all for stupid crap like this? It’s not like she was scoring drugs, participating in prostitution, or even having sex with a student of hers, like most other teachers would do, right? Otherwise, there’s a problem, but I don’t see her breaking any law here. It’s the fucking school that embarrassed her, and I hope she wins on her case.

She’s just a a hardworking teacher trying to cool off with a drink, what’s so wrong with that?

If moms and dads can have that nice and kinky sex each night to relieve themselves after a hard day’s work, why shouldn’t teachers have that same right to go out there and drink? There’s no evidence that she would’ve even persuaded an underage person to drink alcohol, so in other words, this case is laughable.

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